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Flags as distress signals

The old country club where I was ‘security supervisor’ had (and has) a number of famous (infamous?) members.
I came on-board expecting run-ins with them, just because they were who they were and I was not.
Mostly, my perception was wrong.
Rich people are just like us – only with more money.
The same likes, dislikes, foibles – only with more money.
Working 12 hour shifts takes it out of you, and in addition to working three shifts, I also was ‘managing’ the other guards, their schedules, time off and correcting errors on the job.
There was a short span – a couple months – when I had a good crew and nothing much happened.  Of course, this never lasts for long.
One of the guard duties first thing in the morning was to raise the American and Arizona flags in front of the club.
When my turn came, I always took pride in doing this.  Raising them smartly, crisply, then tying them off, stepping back and saluting.  One of those feel good moments.
One night, I came in for my 1900-0700 shift after a couple days off.  As usual, I checked the Orders of the Day to see if any problems had occurred in my absence. 
Only one.
We had one infrequent, famous visitor who took offense to our flags.  Who could this be?  Members of the country club were not the flag-dishonoring type.  What had happened?
Further investigation determined an inexperienced guard had raised the flags, on schedule, as instructed, the day before.  He was from somewhere in the Midwest, and had just moved to Arizona to attend college.
He raised the flags on time and per instruction.  With one exception.  He raised the Arizona State Flag inverted!
How could this happen?  Well, a visitor new to the state might think the sun’s rays going upward are actually furrows in farmland.  Especially if he hailed from farm country.
Innocent mistake.  Certainly.  Except for one thing.  The famous, infrequent visitor.
Senator Barry Goldwater.

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I'm a child of the 50's. libertarian, now medically-retired. I've been a certified firearms trainer, a private investigator, and worked for a major credit card company for almost 22 years. I am a proud NRA Life Member. I am a limited-government, free-market capitalist, who believes in the U.S. Constitution and the Rule of Law.

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6 Responses to “Flags as distress signals”

  1. Honest mistake I guess, but I think if I did not know I would have asked.

    Posted by Duke | November 8, 2011, 8:56 am
  2. @Duke – I don't think he even thought of asking, just assumed.

    Posted by Guffaw in AZ | November 8, 2011, 9:24 am
  3. If he were in the USN, he would no longer have to raise the flag. Incompetence is rewarded in the government. I wonder if Barry was as fiery IRL as he was on the podium?

    Posted by Tango Juliet | November 8, 2011, 10:51 am
  4. @Tango Juliet – My understanding is a resounding YES! Barry often was fiery and in person peppered his language with colorful words!

    Posted by Guffaw in AZ | November 8, 2011, 11:10 am
  5. A colorful word or two in defense of the state flag is no vice…

    Posted by Gregory | November 8, 2011, 11:05 pm
  6. @Gregory – nice riff on the Senator's most famous quote!

    Posted by Guffaw in AZ | November 9, 2011, 7:27 am

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