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Not Me (and NSFW-or anywhere else)

A friend and former shooting student recently emailed me about my occasional use of the moniker ‘not me’ attached to photos I find on the Internet to include in Guffaw in AZ.

He found this amusing and attached this sample photo, above.
While I am certain this not either of us, I AM disturbed this gentleman has more firearms than I have, AND a cool guitar!  I have clothes. (and he’s violating Rule Two, at least!)
(I suspect this is how most anti-gun folks see us.  All that’s missing is a swastika tattoo and a can of beer.)
My apologies to you all; the line for eye bleach forms at the right…
Guffaw
This is what I get for being unable to sleep @ O’dark thirty.

h/t (I think) Mark

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About guffaw1952

I'm a child of the 50's. libertarian, now medically-retired. I've been a certified firearms trainer, a private investigator, and worked for a major credit card company for almost 22 years. I am a proud NRA Life Member. I am a limited-government, free-market capitalist, who believes in the U.S. Constitution and the Rule of Law.

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7 Responses to “Not Me (and NSFW-or anywhere else)”

  1. I can't begin to tell you how that picture makes me feel. Violated? Optically raped? Words just escape me.

    Posted by Dick | January 28, 2012, 7:13 am
  2. I was just getting my normal sleep pattern back after this cold I had…. sigh… back to sleeping with the night light again… :)

    Posted by Matt | January 28, 2012, 9:13 am
  3. Gentlemen-My work here's done.If I had to see it…

    Posted by Guffaw in AZ | January 28, 2012, 10:13 am
  4. I needed waaaaay more warning than that! NSFW usually makes me grin with anticipation. I can just imagine what that look on my face was at the moment of reveal. Bad, bad Guffaw!

    Posted by CoolChange©© | January 28, 2012, 10:35 am
  5. That hurts. If I were gay, I'd go straight.Q

    Posted by Quizikle | January 28, 2012, 4:33 pm
  6. I recommend Ambien. Much easier for the sanity.

    Posted by Larry | January 29, 2012, 12:41 am
  7. You might think that only a woman with severe brain damage would love a man that looks like that.But that isn't true.My wife's brain damage was never classified as 'severe' at all.

    Posted by North | January 29, 2012, 6:03 pm

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