Not me (for a change). I’m going through some stuff right now, and have a tendency to whine, anyway. But, I found this website entitled First World Problems, wherein people who aren’t starving and trying to survive in some Third World Hell Hole whine about their petty problems.
It DOES help me put things in perspective…
If you’d rather not go to the link, above (and O.D. on them), here’s a few examples:
US was placed alphabetically instead of at the top of a drop down menu, so I had to scroll down like some kind of Ugandan
Left my bottled water out overnight so had to drink it at room temperature like some homeless man slurping up a rain puddle.
Girls in the city I’m vacationing in all dress like sluts… I can’t tells who’s a prostitute and who isn’t.
My universal remote’s batteries are dead. Now I have to use 3 remotes like some kind of barbarian.
I accidentally bookmarked a web page, now I have to open my bookmark panel and remove it like some 16th century librarian
I have tons of beer, but not enough fridge space.
I ordered pizza and now I have to put pants on to answer the door.
The smoke from this burning house is ruining my golf game.
Life is better, now, isn’t it?