(as stolen borrowed from Neatorama – Guffaw)
Australian Couple Charged under Environmental Protection Act for … Noisy Sex
With the complaint that listed “screaming, loud moaning, swearing and raised voices,” Colin MacKenzie and Jessica Angel became the first couple charged with offenses under Australia’s Environmental Protection Act for … noisy sex:
Adelaide Now has the story, complete with photo of the amorous couple: Link – via FarkPolice patrols have been to the couple’s unit 20 times since April. The latest callouts – last Sunday night and twice early Tuesday morning – resulted in the couple being charged with disturbing the public peace and hindering an environmental protection officer.”We exceeded the noise pollution to the point we were arrested and taken out of our own house and told we couldn’t have sex,” a stunned Ms Angel said.Mr MacKenzie said: “It is completely over the top. I have been fined for having sex in my own house.” [...]“It is mostly Jessie,” he said. “Our average sex goes anywhere from four, six, seven hours, basically five nights a week.
(don’t visit the link – not exactly spokesmodel material – Guffaw. And the local residents voted in support of the government citing the couple.)
Seems rather odd that it wouldn’t fall under “disturbance of the peace” or possibly public indecency.
FWIW: I’m highly skeptical of the endurance claims made by the couple. I’ve lived near “noisy sexers” previously, and it’s more like 20 minutes a few times a night – maybe 3 times a week. But 7 hours 5 nights a week? The human body has its limits…..
Posted by Tomi | October 2, 2012, 8:37 amI got tired just reading it!
Seemed a little far-fetched.
But, heed my warning – DON’T go to the link – NOT attractive folks.
I’d much rather have my own version in my head.
Posted by guffaw1952 | October 2, 2012, 8:43 amDo police have the right to intervene if a couple is too noisy during sex?
Yes
67.77% (8923 votes)
No
32.23% (4244 votes)
Total votes: 13167
2/3 OF THE PEOPLE THINK IT’S OK? WTF? I guess that’s the world they want to live in, with the government dictating even your sex life.
Posted by robertsgunshop | October 2, 2012, 11:43 amIt’s Australia. They’re statists, anyway…
Posted by guffaw1952 | October 2, 2012, 11:52 am45 year old overweight dude and bug eyed underweight chick. 7 hours of sex a night. I’m a redhead with a partner half my age and we’d be playing cribbage by that point. They’re either lying or on some serious drugs. I’m guessing drugs and hence the hue and outcry as to their rights.
Posted by Brigid | October 2, 2012, 7:39 pmKeen observations! And thanks for the extra information…
(sorry you had to look at the photos)
Posted by guffaw1952 | October 2, 2012, 11:13 pmDrugs… NO other way…
Posted by Old NFO | October 3, 2012, 12:28 amHAHAHAHA!
Posted by guffaw1952 | October 3, 2012, 6:54 am