"One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas - how he got in my pajamas I'll never know!" - Groucho Marx as Captain Spaulding in Animal Crackers
This election is not about who gets voted off the island.
It’s about who is at the tiller of this Republic’s Ship of State. - Guffaw
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What ‘They’ Are Saying About Guffaw…
"Guffaw is 'controversial' " - Vietnam-era Green Beret 'Doc'
"One of my favorites, I love the old P.I. stories. They have a nice Mickey Spillane feel to them." - Siddhartha
"...an avid arms man." - Natalie
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The Four Rules
1. ALL GUNS ARE ALWAYS LOADED.
2. NEVER POINT YOUR MUZZLE AT SOMETHING YOU ARE NOT WILLING TO DESTROY.
3. KEEP YOUR FINGER OFF THE TRIGGER UNTIL YOUR SIGHTS ARE ON THE TARGET AND YOU ARE READY TO SHOOT.
4. KNOW YOUR TARGET AND WHAT'S BEYOND.
FEAR
"I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain."
- Bene Gesserit, from Frank Herbert's Dune
Penn Jillette
“F**k Civility. Hyperbole, passion, and metaphor are beautiful parts of rhetoric. The marketplace of ideas cannot be toned down for the insane.” - Penn Jillette
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Thank you for your kindness.
Hey, man – how you choose to celebrate the holidays is your business. Don’t ask, don’t tell, and all that.
:^p
Posted by Rev. Paul | November 30, 2012, 8:11 amYikes
Posted by Borepatch | November 30, 2012, 8:16 amUh, NO…not my style.
But still funny!
Posted by guffaw | November 30, 2012, 4:27 pmWhoa! TMI! – But what color teddy?
Posted by NotClauswitz | November 30, 2012, 9:45 amNot me. Went to the gun show, today.
No lingerie, I promise!
Posted by guffaw | November 30, 2012, 4:28 pmOh THAT is just wrong… But funny!!!
Posted by Old NFO | November 30, 2012, 10:44 amThanks. Thane my work here is done!
Posted by guffaw | November 30, 2012, 4:29 pmThat is just too funny! It is so good I went out to the garage and got a bucket so I could carry a tune and sang a couple of verses to The Southern Belle.
It made her laugh.
I might just have to memorize the whole thing so I can sing it at the company Christmas party.
Posted by kx59 | November 30, 2012, 7:14 pmI hope you told her where you found it!?
Helpful hint – four or five tequila shots will help with the party presentation!
Posted by guffaw1952 | November 30, 2012, 7:22 pm