The Mostly German Philosophers Love Song

(For all you linguists, geeks, philosophers and music nerds out there – The mostly German philosopher’s Love Song!  Seriously, play the free link at the bottom!  This IS GUFFAW in AZ, after all!)

Hegel, I Goethe Goethe have ya,
‘Cause I Nietzsche, Nietzsche, Nietzsche
So bad.

I’d like to Leibniz the stars with you.
But I know you’d Schopenhauer late, like you always do.

So I say, Hegel …

Heidegger lovely ways, she’s got all I want.
And I’d like to Hess some of her goodness, but I Kant.

So I say, Hegel …

Spinoza long since I have seen your face.
And so be-Feuerbach I shall not leave this place.

But I say, Hegel …

I Gadamer-ciful reply from her.
But as to Husserl-ove, I cannot say for sure.

So, I say, Hegel …

Well I don’t Kierkegaard my heart with all my strength.
But now I’ve been in such a Ficht(e) for such a length.
And I don’t know if my Wittgenstein to sing this lonely song.
That’s why Einstein away from you from now on.

But I say, Hegel …