threedonia, in the midst of all the horrific news regarding the ever-fascistic encroachment of government bring us good news…
The TWINKIE is returning!
The new owner of Hostess Brands Inc’s snack cakes hopes to have Twinkies back on U.S. store shelves by this summer, according to a member of the purchasing group.
“Our family is thrilled to have the opportunity to reestablish these iconic brands with new creative marketing ideas and renewed sales efforts and investment,”Daren Metropoulos, a principal at his family’s private equity firm, told Reuters in an email on Tuesday.
“We look forward to having America’s favorite snacks back on the shelf by this summer.”
I guess this means when we complain about the sardine-seating in the cattle cars headed to the ‘re-education’ camps, and are told “Let ‘em eat cake!” we will again have another choice of chemically enhanced sponge cake tubes, with cremey filling (no dairy involved – hence the spelling creme) from which to choose!
That, and a 16+ oz. soda to celebrate Freedom’s return! Or not.
I’ve been saying for years that, when all possible studies have been done (if that’s possible), that the only healthy foods will be beer and Twinkies. Used to think that a joke, too. Hmm…
Posted by Rev. Paul | March 14, 2013, 8:50 amI’ve had beer with chocolate cake…not that far off…
Posted by guffaw1952 | March 14, 2013, 9:37 amHope the company opens bakeries only in right-to-work states, so the Baker’s Union won’t be able to pull any more stupid sh*t with them.
Posted by Ogrrre | March 16, 2013, 5:29 pmWho knows? Good idea, though!
Posted by guffaw1952 | March 17, 2013, 7:34 am