Mike McDaniel, of Stately McDaniel Manor, gives us a succinct listing of most (if not all) or the reasonable answers to the question Why Do I Carry A Handgun?
Killing Zombies is not one of them.
Here are the answers I choose to use:
* Evil exists and may confront anyone at any time and any place.
* As an adult, I am solely responsible for my continuing existence.
You should visit the link above and read the whole thing.
One answer was not on the list:
Some guys just carry a gun, you know? – Lee Harvey Oswald
Made sense when I read the Warren Report, still does.