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It’s GOOD To Be The King! – NSFW

 Kalashnikov imports banned by executive order

My first ‘assault weapon’ (military-styled semi-automatic rifle) was an MAK 90.  A Chi-com cheap export.

I’d good friends who knew I was morose about the impending Clinton Assault Weapons Ban, and knew I couldn’t even afford an SKS, so they gifted me one!

Nothing like the government telling Guffaw he cannot have something to get him riled up and make him want one!

I was never much of a rifleman, and didn’t really care about military-style stuff, but Bill Clinton pissed me off!  I wasn’t much of a fan of Chi-com imports (supporting the commies, and all), but it was a gift.  And it had a decent trigger and shot half-dollar-sized groups offhand @ 25 yards.  First thing someone did was to add standard furniture, removing the thumbhole stock. (which I was told later may have been some kind of rule violation)  And a sling and a number of very expensive (due to the impending legislation) magazines.  ($5.95 30-rounders for $33.00.  EACH!)

Of course, she was in the safe when it was taken.  Not on my list of the most missed of the missing guns.

Here it is 20 years later and the current president (a more dangerous version of the original bastard) drafts and signs an executive order banning further importation of AK-style rifles.  It’s good to be the king!

Now, of course, I want another one!

It’s the principle of the thing!

PS – Word on the ‘Net is there has been a run on AK-style rifles, history repeating itself.  Perhaps the Supreme Court will address this legislation-via-edict business and stop The President from making such pronouncements (?)

h/t SayUncle

Not Exactly Andy Rooney…

not THIS guy

not THIS guy

But kind of…

There’s a lot to love about America and its people: their pioneering spirit, their entrepreneurship, their ability to think outside the box, their passion for the arts, etc.  Increasingly, however, as time goes by, I find the things I don’t like about living in a nation that has long since ceased to be a sanctuary for freedom are beginning to outnumber the things I love.

Here’s what I don’t like about living in the American police state: I don’t like being treated as if my only value to the government is as a source of labor and funds. I don’t like being viewed as a consumer and bits of data. I don’t like being spied on and treated as if I have no right to privacy, especially in my own home.

I don’t like government officials who lobby for my vote only to ignore me once elected. I don’t like having representatives incapable of and unwilling to represent me. I don’t like taxation without representation.  (THIS is the statement that wins the Internets! – Guffaw)

Brock Townsend

h/t Free North Carolina

ANOTHER Country Heard From!

(one of my Dad’s expressions, usually when another – unwanted – opinion was proffered)

My roommate is an animal lover.   As am I.  The difference being I usually consider ramifications of finances, interaction with other animals, available space and other factors before introducing another animal into the menagerie.

AND, I’d ask her opinion.

So, day-before-yesterday, she advised she’d an errand to run.  I did as well.  Separately.  Imagine my surprise when she texted me a photo of a tiny kitten!

Now, I love cats, perhaps even more than dogs, because they are less maintenance and aren’t codependent, as dogs are.

The end result is another rescue (Lola-the-chee-hooa-hooa was rescued a little over six months ago)

She is 2 1/2 months old, very pretty, and stands up to the other dogs and the big cat with the best of them.

How could I say no?

20140718_173840(attn Murphy’s Law – her name is BELLE, and she likes salsa!)

Boy, am I a sucker!  :-)

“Imagine If You Will…”

“a world where law-abiding American citizens are huddled together in camps.  NOT for the acquisition of merit badges.” -  Guffaw (with apologies to the late, great Rod Serling)

There’s a lot of information available on the Internet – free for the reading.  Much of it is unadulterated crapola!  Of course, some of it holds a kernel of truth.  And some, parroting Goebbels, is an oft repeated lie, until the great unwashed believe it to BE true.

For example, I keep seeing stuff about this…

FEMA Camps To Pop-Up Up Like Wildflowers Nationwide Under New DoD Authorization

My question to you, dear reader (as I doff my tin-foil chapeau once again), is how much of this is crapola, and how much is true?

We keep hearing about anthropogenic global warming climate change climate disruption (or whatever they are calling it this week) even though much of the ‘evidence’ has been tainted by obvious fraud and bribery of the ‘scientists’ involved, along with a specific political agenda tied to a pre-arranged outcome.

But they keep beating the drum so that the lie becomes truth.

Does this also apply to these FEMA camp stories?  Is it misdirection lest we look at some other heinous act(s)?

tin_foil_hat_areaInquiring minds want to know.

(If I’m getting locked up, I want to take my woolies – and my tin foil hat!) 

h/t Paul Lemmen

Then And Now

How Times Have Changed!

elianLaw Enforcement of The United States forcibly taking a Cuban child refugee back to communist Cuba. (1999)

bpLaw Enforcement of The United States welcoming illegal alien children (who are being abandoned by the thousands, many of whom are ill) into the United States. (2014)

What’s wrong with these pictures?

OR…

I recently received an email from the Libertarian Party (Large L).  (I self-identify as a libertarian (small L).)  In part it says we (The United States) should wholesale accept these (illegal alien) children, as we have accepted other minor refugees previously – like after the fall of Nazi Germany.  They state there are enough private or religiously-funded charitable entities to handle their care and welfare.  Of course, what they fail to mention is someone is still needed to catalog and sort these children by their needs, and distribute them to the appropriate charity for assistance.

Gee, I wonder what government entity will volunteer demand to assist in this Herculean task?

At what cost to whom?

Of course, the Libertarian Party (Large L) also stands for open borders, and unrestricted commerce.  This is where they and I part company – philosophically.

I believe we should secure the borders and monitor commerce.  Securing the border allows us to maintain food safety, security from external terrorism, and parity of domestic goods and services.  If we allow completely open borders, and we get tainted produce from say Chile, who ya gonna call, the U.N.? (snicker)

Not to mention all the diseased minors being forced across our border, designed to tax the system and weaken the health of Americans.

Don’t get me wrong – these kids do pull at my heart strings – just as designed.  The same folks who don’t want us to be the World’s policeman want us to be the World’s doctor.  Interesting…

I keep thinking of the Cuban boat people, and Cloward & Piven.  Yet again.

Some things never change.

h/t Theo Spark

Truth, Justice And The American Way

A few years back Superman (2011 in DC Comics) announced he was renouncing his U.S. citizenship!  Now, I’ve not been a comic book reader/consumer since I was 10-11 years old, but I was always a big Superman fan.

I found this action repulsive.  One – that the beloved character would do such a thing, and Two – that in so doing such a children’s fictional comic would make the national news.  After all, they ARE just comic books.

Fast-forward to NOW.  It was announced a couple of months ago (and made the national news again recently) that beloved perennially-in-high-school everyteen comic book character Archie Andrews would die in the comic book.  This was NOT due to his having been in high school 78 years.

It was because he would dive in front of an assailant attacking his friend with a gun, and his taking a bullet for him!  Archie’s GAY friend!

What do I make of this?

Political correctness aside, I like to believe I would have done the same thing for any good childhood friend.  My best friend from third grade through college was a legitimately brilliant.  IQ off the charts.  Socially, less skilled.  But, except for his studies and church, my constant companion.  He was the geek I aspired to be, even though I didn’t have the mental acuity.

After his own father disowned him when he came out of the closet as a college freshman, and my own father lampooned his gayness, I had to stand up for Carl.  Fortunately, no one shot him.  And I, myself, had to overcome childhood indoctrination regarding gayness, and what that means.  After all, sexual preference aside, he remained my friend!

I’m not yet certain how I feel about comic books being tools for political correctness.  Of course, even Peanuts eventually had a Black character.  I suppose comic books must change with the times, as well.  I don’t know how the Archie friend’s character’s gayness is shown to the comic book audience.  Obviously kids are more aware of such things than I was 50-60 years ago.

But, I know one thing.

Greater love hath no man than this, that a man lay down his life for his friends.  -  John 15:13 (ASV)

If we can teach this to the self-absorbed-faces-glued-to-their-cell-phone adolescents, then all is not lost.   If only adults read comic books.

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It’s For The Children

They were CHILDREN . . .

Over here in the States we have been following every day the story of the kidnapped & murdered teens Eyal Yifrach, 19; Gilad Shaar, 16; and Naftali Frenkel, also 16 – it is horrific – words cannot express . . . our deepest and sincerest sympathies to their families, and the greater family of the State of Israel . . . S.L.(Sean Linneane)

REMEMBER Schwerner, Goodman and Chaney?

Michael Schwerner, Andrew Goodman, and James Chaney are killed by a Ku Klux Klan lynch mob near Meridian, Mississippi. The three young civil rights workers were working to register black voters in Mississippi, thus inspiring the ire of the local Klan. The deaths of Schwerner and Goodman, white Northerners and members of the Congress of Racial Equality (CORE), caused a national outrage. (The KKK kills three civil rights activists – June 21, 1964)

For some reason, these two events connected for me.  Maybe it’s that they were young (The KKK murder victims were a little older than those in Israel).  Maybe it’s the senselessness of it all.

Violence in war is sanitized for our consumption; when young people die, though, when seen as individuals, it touches our hearts.

May God Bless all their memories.

Tomboys

I tend to like (my) women with longer hair.

This doesn’t mean it must be past their waist (especially if it starts at their lower back!) but it does mean in this matter I tend to be traditional.

BUT, this doesn’t mean I’m inflexible…

Witness the exemplars below:

janine turner 2REMEMBER Janine Turner (of Northern Exposure) fame?  Smart, savvy, with those terrific eyes?  She was the main reason I watched the show!

But that was the 90′s.

I recently stumbled upon a new show entitled Taxi Brooklyn, wherein a female NYPD detective (who is an abysmal driver) enlists the aid of a suspect/witness to chauffeur her around in his taxi.  The plot and theme have many holes in them, but, then there’s this detective…

chyler leigh 2Chyler Leigh!

Not a beautiful as Janine Turner, but still as appealing and spunky!

I still like women with longer hair, but, I WILL make exceptions!

Gotta be flexible, ya know.

We Need A (Data) Doctor Here!

(Obviously, an epidemic of hard drive crashes!)

Reading From the Same Playbook

hard drivesNow the EPA has also lost emails due to hard drive crashes?

GEE, I wonder if I told the IRS MY tax records were lost due to a bad hard drive?

fuggetaboutit

 

h/t Larry

Cloward & Piven On Crossing The Border

But they are escaping from violence and corruption for a better life.

Via Fair US

The information below is taken from news sources. The aliens in these reports were all identified as being in the country illegally, and many of them had come into the hands of law enforcement agencies prior to the crime that is described below, but the alien was not deported or in some cases was deported but reentered the country.

These cases are listed as a demonstration that better prevention of illegal immigration is a public safety issue even though these cases are not representative of the illegal alien population in general. These cases refer to crimes other than terrorism.

May 2014 — Humberto Gonzalez, an illegal alien, was convicted in New Jersey of criminal assault and sentenced to 50 years in prison. The rape occurred in 2005 and Gonzalez was not identified until a DNA match was made following an arrest in Texas for aggravated assault with a deadly weapon. Gonzalez also had a criminal record in Louisiana and Arkansas. (Times of Trenton, May 9, 2014)

February 2014 — Cinthya Garcia-Cisneros, an illegal alien from Mexico, was found guilty of two counts of a felony for failure to perform the duties of a driver and sentenced to three years of probation and 250 hours of community service. Garcia-Cisneros committed a hit-and-run that resulted in the death of two stepsisters, 6-year-old Anna Dieter-Eckerdt and 11-year-old Abigail Robinson. (Associated Press, Feb. 4, 2013)

January 2014 — Jasim Mohammed Hasin Ramadon, aka Jay Hendrix, an Iraqi immigrant, was found guilty in Colorado on multiple counts of sexual assault. He faces a possible sentence of life in prison. Sarmad Fadhi “Levi” Mohammed, another Iraqi was earlier convicted for the same assault and sentenced to 16 years in prison. An additional three Iraqi immigrants involved in the assault have received misdemeanor convictions. (Colorado Gazette, January 21, 2014)

January 2014 — Modesto Osco, a Peruvian, pled guilty to indecent assault on a minor. He was sentenced in Pennsylvania to five months to two years in prison. (The Morning Call, January 6, 2014)

Keep reading

H/T Doug Ross

…and then there are the unwanted diseased illegal alien children that have been abandoned here.

The Border Patrol says they simply don’t have the resources.

Who was it who suggested to overtax the system until the communist benign overlords can magically appear and offer THE solution to the problem?

Oh, yeah, Cloward and Piven.

I wonder if this whole open borders thing is simply another cog in that wheel?  Nancy Pelosi says The United States and Mexico are simply the same people divided by a political border.

Of course, I don’t see her (millionairess that she is) taking home 5 or 10 or even one of those diseased children…

h/t Weasel Zippers

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1. ALL GUNS ARE ALWAYS LOADED.

2. NEVER POINT YOUR MUZZLE AT SOMETHING YOU ARE NOT WILLING TO DESTROY.

3. KEEP YOUR FINGER OFF THE TRIGGER UNTIL YOUR SIGHTS ARE ON THE TARGET AND YOU ARE READY TO SHOOT.

4. KNOW YOUR TARGET AND WHAT'S BEYOND.

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"I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain." - Bene Gesserit, from Frank Herbert's Dune

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