Because I’ve not guffawed in a while, a humorous submission - Guffaw
stolen borrowed from The Political Commentator. For some reason, I was transported back to junior high and the infamous book 50 Yards to the Outhouse by Willie Makeit, illustrated by Betty Dont)
BOOKS YOU WILL NEVER READ!
And if you did they would be less than one page long!MY BLACK GIRLFRIENDSBy Tiger Woods____________________________________________THINGS I LOVE ABOUT MY COUNTRYBy Jane Fonda, Cindy Sheehan& Michelle ObamaIllustrated by Michael MooreForeword by George Soros________________________________________MY CHRISTIAN ACCOMPLISHMENTS& HOW I HELPED AFTER KATRINABy “The Rev Jesse Jackson” and “The Rev Al Sharpton”______________________________________THINGS I LOVE ABOUT BILLBy Hillary Clinton_________________Sequel: THINGS I LOVE ABOUT HILLARYBy Bill Clinton_________________THINGS I CANNOT AFFORDBy Bill Gates____________________________________THINGS I WOULD NOT DO FOR MONEYBy Dennis Rodman_________________________________THINGS WE KNOW TO BE TRUEBy Al Gore and John Kerry_____________________________________GUIDE TO THE PACIFICBy Amelia Earhart____________________________________HOW TO LIVE LIFE TO THE FULLESTBy Dr. Jack Kevorkian__________________________________TO ALL THE MEN WE HAVE LOVED BEFOREBy Ellen de Generes and Rosie O’Donnell__________________GUIDE TO DATING ETIQUETTEBy Mike Tyson__________________________________THE AMISH PHONE DIRECTORY_______________________________________MY PLAN TO FIND THE REAL KILLERSBy O. J. Simpson and Casey Anthony_________________________________________HOW TO DRINK and DRIVE SAFELYBy Ted Kennedy__________________________________
MY BOOK ON MORALSBy Bill ClintonWith introduction byThe Rev. Jesse JacksonAnd forward byTiger Woods with John Edwards____________________________________________________HOW TO WIN A SUPER BOWLBY THE MINNESOTA VIKINGS___________________________________________________AND, JUST ADDED:My Complete Knowledge of Military StrategyBy Nancy Pelosi________________________________________________________And the shortest book of them all…………………..THINGS I DID TO DESERVE THE NOBEL PEACE PRIZEBy Barack Obama
And the intruder was ‘armed’ with a Spyderco pocket knife! (per the Today Show reportage).
Personally, my concern is for the protection and well-being of The President of The United States. ANY President! I don’t want this Constitutional Republic to devolve into a Banana Republic, with bodyguards stepping aside a la Caesar or some high-ranking mobster to make way for some whack job (or trained assassin) to deny our right to vote!
And make Joe Biden the President…
Last time that happened, we got LBJ – and we all know how well THAT worked out!
and other oxymorons, like military intelligence and jumbo shrimp.
(From The Silicon Graybeard, in part…)
Is it just me, or is it really the case that there are no adults left in charge in the country? These guys are worse than the faculty lounge crowd, they’re more like the student council! There are so many examples, I don’t know where to start, but WTF happened to the secret service? Didn’t they used to be competent? We have agents being sent home for being drunk from the Netherlands, from Miami and there was that rather big incident with the Colombian hooker. We have the president in close proximity with a guy with convictions for assault and battery, who was carrying an illegal firearm. And, of course, we have this story, which is sucking up most of the air. (Holbert at Townhall.com)
No, no, no. Everything is fine. They’re smarter and better than us. We just don’t understand how lucky we are to have them.
For those who continually fall back on government as the savior they sometimes aren’t, that last part is sarcasm.
Ms. Clinton likes proclaim she was a Goldwater Republican in college – then she grew up. I think those who clamor for government handouts when they are perfectly capable of working themselves are the true children. And, like children, they worship their parents who can do no wrong in their eyes.
“… government is not the solution to our problem, government IS the problem.” – Ronald Reagan
When she was asked about her accomplishments as Secretary of State, she responded:
“My accomplishments as Secretary of State? Well, I’m glad you asked! My proudest accomplishment in which I take the most pride, mostly because of the opposition it faced early on, you know… the remnants of prior situations and mindsets that were too narrowly focused in a manner whereby they may have overlooked the bigger picture and we didn’t do that and I’m proud of that. Very proud. I would say that’s a major accomplishment.” - Hillary Clinton 11 March 2014
Can anyone figure out what in the hell she just said? And she may be running for President?
Reminds me of a TV commercial of some years back, wherein the politician on-screen says, “And furthermore, in conclusion…” as if he is being paid by the word! I’m thinking she needs a teleprompter, not unlike another politician who dare not open his mouth without nearby speechwriters.
Another (how many in the Administration?) to go!
Attorney General Eric Holder will announce later today his plans to step down, FoxNews.com has confirmed.
One hopes he steps down into a courtroom preparatory to his trial, but I doubt it!
…tell us what you REALLY think!
(from Cold Fury, in part)
Moreover, as Madison and Hamilton took for granted in The Federalist Papers, which they wrote (with five by John Jay) to urge ratification of the Constitution, taxes would chiefly take the form of import duties or excises on such commodities as whiskey—and these taxes, Hamilton asserted, were naturally self-limiting because if they grew excessive, people would stop buying the overtaxed article, and overall tax revenues would fall. In the unlikely event of an imposition of any direct tax on everybody, or on citizens’ land or wealth, as opposed to these indirect levies, Article I, Section 9 of the Constitution required that it be levied equally or proportionally, though scholars debate the meaning of that clause. But one thing the Framers never dreamed of was a tax on incomes. And for generations, they were right.
But in 1913, after 20 years of Progressive-era agitation, the Sixteenth Amendment, passed by Congress in 1909, won ratification. It imposed a graduated income tax—a direct tax that did not fall proportionally on all. Indirect taxes such as import duties and excise taxes, the argument went, fell disproportionately on the poor and provided too unpredictable a revenue stream to a federal government that Americans increasingly thought needed strengthening. Though the income-tax rates were but 1 percent for incomes up to $483,826, rising to a modest 7 percent on incomes over $11.6 million, the now-constitutional machinery for the tyranny of the majority that Madison had feared was fired up and ready to confiscate wealth as surely as the Stamp Act confiscated property. And since in 1913, the Seventeenth Amendment—instituting direct popular election of senators—also won ratification, the upper house no longer served, even theoretically, as a brake on the passions of the people.
Today, Madison’s nightmare has become America’s everyday reality.
And, remember folks, 1913 was 101 years ago.
What has happened governmentally in the past 100+ years that has been detrimental to this Constitutional Republic?
I’m thinking A LOT!
Go to the link to see the whole thing.
In a shame that rivals her Mayor being arrested and convicted for drug use, the District of Columbia is FINALLY forced by judicial edict to comply with the Constitution’s Second Amendment!
I’m reminded of a former friend and lawyer who carried concealed in D.C. in the 80’s, when doing so was a major felony. On one occasion he was forced to clear leather against
an armed assailant a misguided youth who confronted he and some female company near the Jefferson Memorial. The youth dropped his piece of rebar and fled the scene.
I asked Lew what if he had been forced to shoot the
bastard misguided youth, knowing the legal ramifications of having to do so. His reply? He would have taken the first available taxi to the Potomac, thrown the offending gun therein, and fled town!
This was a man not only known in D.C., but he had actually practiced before the Supreme Court. But he knew the then ‘law’ well enough to know he had no Constitutional protection of his right to possess and carry in that locale, much less shoot someone in self-defense.
At least, if he were alive today, he’d now have that carry right.
IF he were a legal resident…
A Federal court in Denver ruled that it is acceptable for a police chief to order subordinates to attend an Islamic event — even if they object based on religious reasons.
When Paul Fields, a Tulsa, Oklahoma police officer, objected to being forced to go to an Islamic mosque that had featured a controversial speaker (who promotes the destruction of Western civilization and the creation of an Islamic caliphate), he was ordered by superiors he must attend the mosque or suffer the consequences.
Paul Fields is a Christian.
As a Christian, his unwillingness to attend centered around the fact he did not want to go to a religious event where the topics being covered “discussed Islamic beliefs, Muhammad, Mecca, and why and how Muslims pray.”
Fields, who was one of the key officers that lead a protection program for the mosque, …
Now, I believe in the rights enumerated in the First Amendment. Speech, Press, Assembly. Freedom of Religion (or from Religion) as mandated by State authority.
Doesn’t such an order violate such a Right?
I’m betting this was all done in the name of political correctness and inclusion. Because, after all even the opinions of those seeking to destroy us have value. (yeah, right – Guffaw)
I’m certain Hillary Clinton would agree. Except she stated legal firearms owners are terrorists and as such have no right to an opinion!
h/t Preserve Freedom
I’ve used the above felicitous phrase two or three times in blog post titles, and about 17 more in the written text. I should no longer use this expression, however, as I am no longer surprised…
This from Illinois, land of the dead voter…
A story from AP Mobile:Cook County has long been ridiculed for allowing dead people cast votes, but the state may have just garnered a new distinction.It paid $12 million in health care for people who were already dead – including in one case, for a person who had died in 1989.A new financial audit released by Auditor General Bill Holland’s office on Thursday found that the Illinois Department of Health…
The video below reminded me of Dave (the mechanic), and his interaction with local police back in our college days. Apparently, he is not the only guy with large, clanging, brass ones!
We can all learn two lessons from the video. 1) We NEED to know our rights and USE THEM (or lose them). And 2) The constabulary has largely gone from ‘Serve and Protect’ to ‘Enforce the law by extralegal means; your rights be DAMNED!’
Of course, there are folks in blue (or khaki, or grey, or black) who still obey and believe their oaths of office.
Please forward videos of those interactions to me, I’d like to post something positive about law enforcement.
h/t Biff Jannuzzi