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Texas Logic


I saw a fundamentalist Muslim extremist fall into the Rio Grande River this
morning; he was struggling to stay afloat because of all the guns and bombs
he was carrying.

Along with him was an illegal Hispanic drug cartel member who was also
struggling to stay afloat because of the large backpack of drugs that was
strapped to his back.

If they didn’t get help, they’d surely drown.

Being a responsible Texan and abiding by the law to help those in distress,
I informed the El Paso County Sheriff ‘s Office and Homeland Security.

It is now 4 pm, both have drowned, and neither authority has responded.

I’m starting to think I wasted two stamps.

h/t Bob Hall

About guffaw1952

I'm a child of the 50's. libertarian, now medically-retired. I've been a certified firearms trainer, a private investigator, and worked for a major credit card company for almost 22 years. I am a proud NRA Life Member. I am a limited-government, free-market capitalist, who believes in the U.S. Constitution and the Rule of Law.


4 thoughts on “Texas Logic

  1. I probably shouldn't laugh … but I did, anyway.

    Posted by Rev. Paul | March 30, 2011, 10:23 am
  2. Hey!! I think that's a shot at the USPS! 🙂

    Posted by Tango Juliet | March 30, 2011, 11:29 am
  3. Funny

    Posted by Matt | March 30, 2011, 12:33 pm
  4. This was cute, even if I knew the punch line. Today's funny picture was better, the alligators waiting behind the road sign. It reminds me of a couple of personal stories from when I worked in Georgia and alligators were common.

    Posted by ASM826 | March 30, 2011, 2:05 pm

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