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DeWalt Nail Gun

It’s been a bit since we’ve guffawed around here (at Guffaw’s yet-unnamed new digs).  Still unpacking boxes and getting situated, but things are generally good.  We DO need to guffaw, though.

Good Friend Lonnie sent me an email which tipped over my giggle box.  It’s copied below:

DeWalt Nail Gun
A must have in every home in America!For everyone who would rather not have a gun in the house!In view of the recent Supreme Court ruling, sales of this new product may skyrocket.Washington thinks they are going to take away our guns, so check this out. I like it!NAIL GUNS! AND….you don’t even have to REGISTER them or have LICENSES for them!AND, you don’t have to worry about them being CONCEALED!

Just a LOT of good stuff to do with THIS!

Once in awhile something so totally cool comes out that even a guy who doesn’t normally even know what he’d like for Father’s Day or Christmas would immediately ask for it:

Thank you, DeWalt!!

New Nail Gun, made by DeWaltIt can drive a 16-D nail through a 2×4 at 200 yards.This makes construction a breeze, you can sit in your lawn chair and build a fence.Hundred round magazine.
If someone tries to rob your house,
just nail his ass!
h/t Prowler L. Skinner, Lonnie Cook

About guffaw1952

I'm a child of the 50's. libertarian, now medically-retired. I've been a certified firearms trainer, a private investigator, and worked for a major credit card company for almost 22 years. I am a proud NRA Life Member. I am a limited-government, free-market capitalist, who believes in the U.S. Constitution and the Rule of Law.


4 thoughts on “DeWalt Nail Gun

  1. I can so hear male voices saying “Cooooool!” 🙂

    Posted by ProudHillbilly | July 23, 2012, 8:55 am
  2. I WANT! 🙂

    Posted by Old NFO | July 23, 2012, 5:28 pm

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