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DOGCON 1

2014-04-03 15.17.23

Lola

The littlest of the three chee-hooa-hooas, Lola, is now six months old, and has grown from under two pounds four months ago, to a powerhouse of almost SIX pounds! :-)

She successfully survived her hysterectomy (with a barely visible scar) and now is content terrorizing the large boy dog (DJ), who is probably 15-20 pounds.  Yes, he’s a throwback, every genetic trait one doesn’t ask for in a chihuahua.  Including massive size.

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DJ

But, he’s a big, stupid, happy lummox and we love him.

Lola is VERY bright.  Try to lure her into a trap (like her kennel for the night) and she’ll fall for the bait.  Exactly ONCE.  And never again.

She also has an Early Warning System, if she’s penned up and wants out to ‘do her business’.  We didn’t train her to do this – she trained us.

I’m usually awake around 0600-0700.  Shower, dress, morning stuff and blog.  And when the mistress-of-the-manor is absent, Lola bivoacs in MY room.

A Sample Morning

0600 – I Awaken.  Kissed by a tiny dog who has been watching me wake up, who then curls up in my armpit and snuggles back to sleep.  Then she produces 61,000 btus, forcing me to arise.  (Well, that and my impatient bladder!)

0605 – Shower.  Lola must be kenneled, lest she join me in the shower.  She doesn’t require a bath daily.  I do.  Besides, I might accidentally step on her!

0615 – Dress.  Lola remains kenneled, half or completely asleep, or sometimes therein quietly watching me check my email and blog.

UNLESS, NATURE CALLS HER!

Me, sitting at the computer, tiny kennel on the adjacent bed, containing tiny dog.  All is quiet, except occasional keystrokes and the ever-present fan.  (This IS AZ, after all!)

Suddenly there is a tiny, tiny bark.  Not particularly high-pitched, but very slight in volume, as if distant outside.  Usually no response from me.  (We designate this DOGCON 3)

Then, a slightly louder bark, perhaps 20 seconds later.  This is obviously from inside the house; inside my room.  More apparent urgency (DOGCON 2)

(Followed by, if I choose to ignore it…)

DOGCON 1a loud, piecing, deafening bark, threatening immediate negative consequences unless she is allowed paper access IMMEDIATELY!  This usually also agitates my chronic tinnitus!

My usual response is to get up from my desk, open the kennel, and she jumps up to my chest, sometimes my shoulder – and I carry her to the bathroom, containing the all-important morning paper.

And all is shortly right with the World!

(Until the tiny kitten Belle is heard screaming outside the bedroom door to be included in the blog process (aka walking willy-nilly across the keyboard).  Please note, I usually learn from this and ignore her!)

About guffaw1952

I'm a child of the 50's. libertarian, now medically-retired. I've been a certified firearms trainer, a private investigator, and worked for a major credit card company for almost 22 years. I am a proud NRA Life Member. I am a limited-government, free-market capitalist, who believes in the U.S. Constitution and the Rule of Law.

Discussion

6 thoughts on “DOGCON 1

  1. I thought I was the only person who likes to call them ” chee-hooa-hooas”. My daughter, a Chihuahua owner, does not seem to appreciate the moniker.

    Posted by Jon | July 28, 2014, 12:09 pm
  2. LOL, yep you’re ‘trained’…:-)

    Posted by Old NFO | July 28, 2014, 5:04 pm
  3. Indeed. They do train us. Hopefully a happy medium is reached.

    Posted by keads | July 28, 2014, 7:19 pm

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