That’s what we called them in Junior High.
When I became an ‘adult’, and was ‘on the street’ (as a P.I.), the phrase bandied about by street cops, court folks, prosecutors, attorneys, and yes, other federal agents was:
“F****** Bad Investigators!”
I used to have the utmost respect for the Federal Bureau of Investigation. In spite of the political crimes, COINTELPRO, black-bag jobs, and J. Edgar’s dress.
In another life, I was taught and qualified to take, read and classify fingerprints. By a retired FBI agent!
I’d often thought (in the pre-CCW, Constitutional Carry world) that the way to carry a concealed weapon legally was to become a fed. (!) That way, one could go just about everywhere armed. How cool would THAT be?
But, then we had Ruby Ridge. Waco. And in the post-Hoover era things have NOT improved.
Witness this latest nonsense.