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A Possible Explanation

I used to LOVE the rain!  Growing up in the desert, it was rare.  Coupled with the addition of huge thunderheads, lightening and sudden downpours, it was the BEST!

Then, I got older and two things happened.

  1.  With age and illnesses came THE arthritis. (It’s a rule, once one reaches their sixties, one is required to put THE in from of the infirmity, i.e. the flu, the AIDS, the arthritis.)
  2. As people in Arizona don’t get rained-upon very often, unlike Midwest, South, and East-Coast people (and pretty much everywhere else!) they are less familiar with the process of driving in the rain.

AND PRETTY MUCH BECOME DANGEROUS IDIOTS ON THE ROAD, WHEN WATER IS INVOLVED!

So, rain isn’t as much fun for me, as it was when I was age eight.

BUT, I’ve developed a theory.

Remember, when it rains, how earthworms surface on sidewalks?

a-rain-worm

I’m now convinced that those that escape the sidewalks make it to cars, and start driving like maniacs!  Obviously they have less driving experience (with the rarity of precipitation).  And many don’t even have licenses!

THIS explains how there seem to be more idiot drivers during rainy weather, than when it is dry!

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About guffaw1952

I'm a child of the 50's. libertarian, now medically-retired. I've been a certified firearms trainer, a private investigator, and worked for a major credit card company for almost 22 years. I am a proud NRA Life Member. I am a limited-government, free-market capitalist, who believes in the U.S. Constitution and the Rule of Law.

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6 thoughts on “A Possible Explanation

  1. You’ve done it! You came up with a new & different theory about the hydrocephalic drivers making life tough for the rest of us. “Earthworms in disguise” … hmm.

    Posted by Rev. Paul | February 20, 2017, 12:04 pm
  2. When I was working, you wanted it to rain on the morning you were going off shift. (24 on – 48 off)
    By the time you get back to work most of the idiots had already crashed or scared themselves enough to actually figure out that something was different about the road condition.

    I still like the rain even with the nagging arthritis. Trouble now is I have 2 longhaired dogs who think getting soaked and then running in to get dried off is the next best thing to a bowl of food!

    Posted by KM | February 20, 2017, 4:41 pm
  3. LOL, why not… It’s as good as any theory!

    Posted by Old NFO | February 20, 2017, 6:18 pm

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